(Note: Reposted from my Tumblr which I will probably never, ever use again.)
Greetings everyone, and welcome to my blog. I’m your host, the Geek Lord. Don’t take that name too seriously, now. The only geek mastery I have is over Monster Hunter. Anyway, I’ve had this blog for quite a while now, but I haven’t really done anything with it, so I decided, “Hey, I like writing, and I like ranting, and I like talking about stuff, so let’s do all three!”
Generally, I plan on using this blog for talking about whatever the fuck I feel like, be it how Fox News is full of bias, retarded, inbred bigots, how (insert video game here) is fucking awesome, or, in the case of this post, how America, as a country, is completely fucked.
The story goes that I couldn’t decide on a first topic to talk about, so I went and asked some guys in an anime chatroom that I hang around for help. One of the members gladly obliged when I made a passing mention about the whole “me ranting” part.
With a very, very, disturbing video.
Now, let me explain a few things about my feelings towards other human beings. I hate people, and small children especially. Bunch of annoying snot-nosed brats. But they can’t exactly help that, now can they? And you know what? They grow up. They have experiences that shape them into the human beings of tomorrow. I was an annoying shit once. I grew out of it. All kids’ll grow out of it.
But hey, you know what makes a great fucking adult? That’s right, aPERMANENTLY SCARED CHILD.
To quote Nash, what the fuck is wrong with you? You’re patting down a fucking child. For anti-terrorism measures. It’s a 6-year-old child. SIX. You’re going to fuck up that kid’s head and she’s going to grow up mentally screwed. And you know what this is not fucking preventing? It’s not fucking helping preventing terrorist attacks, you moronic shitstains.
To quote someone else I know, “I mean, if you’re the kind of person who wants to molest people in broad daylight, the government’s made a job for you.” Now, I don’t believe that every single TSA member is some Law & Order: Special Victims Unit antagonist, but it still drives the point home that this whole anti-terrorist mindset is fucking retarded.
Yes, I like not being blown up. I like being intact, I like being alive. On the other hand, one of the events that caused all of these stupid fucking laws to come into place? If memory serves correctly, I do believe it was some guy who snuck a bomb onto a plane, but it didn’t go off, and no one got hurt. You know why? The fucking passengers tackled the mother fucker. The. Fucking. Passengers. We’re big boys, TSA, and we appreciate you want to keep us safe, but sometimes, just sometimes, we can take care of ourselves.
And then you don’t have to stick your hands onto other people’s vaginas to confirm that this frequent fucking flier is, in fact, not a fucking terrorist.
Sweet fucking Ken Ishikawa, you people are dumb. I don’t think this is that hard to figure out. People aren’t fucking terrorists. A few religious nut jobs might be, but not every single fucking person who wants to go visit their fucking family for fucking Christmas is going to try and blow up the fucking plane they’re on.
Do I even need to say anything more? At all? By this point in my life I’m convinced the government is really just a collection of aliens who have no fucking idea how humans act and react to basic fucking things like too much fucking security. When you give us the choices of being exposed to radioactivity to have our naked fucking bodies be shown to some guys we can’t see, or getting fucking molested by security members, you need to fucking stop and think.
I don’t mean think about what you’ve done, I mean think to confirm if you’re even fucking capable of thinking.
(Also note: Sorry about having the word “fuck” pretty much every alternate word. I’m more or less too lazy at the moment to fix this yet, so… Yeah. I might edit it later, I might not. Either way, it doesn’t really matter. – Geek)